Paris Hilton Sucks ...(pun intended)
Written on Jan 16


I don't know who agrees with me on this, but I think Paris Hilton is a spoiled, greedy, socialite bitch. Oh, and she's a dumbass too. What the fuck is wrong with mass media when people like her make it onto magazines, tv, and the internet? I'm not fascinated with people who don't earn anything by themselves, yet reap all the rewards of living a wealthy life. In fact, those people suck -- kinda like Paris Hilton.

I know so many *real* people with actual talent. They don't have alot of money, or in some cases, any money at all, but they're great people to be around. They have the ambition to be successful and make the world a better place. Yet, these people get the cold shoulder and end up having to work 40+ hour weeks while Paris Hilton takes a vacation 365 days a year.

Paris Hilton doesn't have a job. Nor has she ever had one. Her "job" is looking good in front of the camera, hanging out with rich people, and experiencing all the finer things in life. If there are any openings for a job like hers, someone please email me right now! Because I'd be willing to sell my roommate's Mexican body on the streets of Tijuana just to get that job. Sorry Juan...

Also, what the hell is up with her carrying that dog around? The dog looks like an overgrown rat that took a bath in rogaine. She actually puts bows on the dog, too! I bet those bows aren't the kind you find at your local Thrifty-mart. They're probably imported silk from France or something extravagant like that. Her "princess" attitude annoys the hell out of me. Take a look at this picture when she is wearing a fucking tiara!






What sucks even more is the fact that Paris Hilton is a greedy bitch. Once again, I base that contention on absolutely no factual evidence. But when was the last time you heard 'Paris Hilton' and 'philanthropy' in the same sentence? I don't know about anyone else, but I'd have more fun giving my money away than actually spending it on myself. But not Paris. She drops more money on her body and non-necessary provisions in a week then I'll spend on beer in a year. And trust me ladies and gentlemen, I can drink alot of beer. Paris Hilton is the same woman that treated herself to not just one birthday party, but FIVE. In five different cities. I'd be lucky if I even got a birthday party this year. And I'm sure you guys could guess what city I'll be able to throw my next birthday party in... yes, the same city I live in. Lucky-fucking-me.

So she was born with gazillions of dollars of inheritance that she doesn't deserve. Woopty-fucking-do! I bet grandfather Hilton is rolling over in his grave right now. What kind of parents would be proud of a child like Paris? Aside from the fact that she gives good head, there aren't any redeeming intangible qualities about her. She looks hot in my opinion (and yes, I think skinny, mildly-attractive blonde girls with A cup tits are hot. Thus, qualifying Paris for an official 'Nick Sterling sport fuck'). But aside from her looks and large bank account, she isn't shit. Paris Hilton is a certified dumbass. She is the kind of girl that has trouble screwing in a light bulb. However, she obviously doesn't have a problem screwing other things.

And for the record, I saw the infamous 'Paris Hilton sex video'. She gave good head for someone only 19 years old. She must've had alot of practice.


[Q] What would Paris Hilton be if she was poor, grossly overweight, and lived in my city?  [A] Homeless.


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